Sunday, January 24, 2010

Mr. Television

According to Hollywood legend, Milton Berle is the John Dillinger of show business. He tells of an incident that occurred in the Luxor Baths in New York, when a stranger said to him, "Hey, Berle, I hear you got a big one," and offered to bet $100 that his own organ was larger than the comedian's. Berle refused the bet, but was goaded by a friend to "just take out enough to win."

-Michael J. Toohey, The Intimate Sex Lives of Famous People

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